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News - April 9, 2025
Yo choom, that gonk Trump just jacked tariffs up to 145% on Chinese chrome. Importers are losing their creds faster than a rookie...
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Apr 9, 20252 min read
News - April 8, 2025
Chooms, Orange Gonk is set to slam a brutal tariff surge on Chinese imports, crankin' it up to a whopping 104% as the clock strikes...
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Apr 8, 20251 min read
News - April 7, 2025
The corpo gonks are back at it, pushing their "make everything in America" dream, ignoring the actual truth—global trade's too tangled to...
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Apr 8, 20251 min read
News - April 6, 2025
Chooms, the corpos been glitchin’ again, and this time it’s Trump and Musk tag-teaming reality with some truly gonk-tier antics. Trump...
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Apr 6, 20251 min read
News - April 5, 2025
Yo, the grid burned hot today, choom. The grid lit up with protests, and the corps ain't gonna like what they saw. From DC to Boston, the...
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Apr 5, 20252 min read
New Wallet for Anonymous Donations to Evil KBGY9 News
Evil KBGY9 News just spun up a fresh Monero wallet. It’s live on the site’s about section and lit up on a few socials. If you ever feel...
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Apr 5, 20251 min read
News - April 4, 2025
Yo, edgerunners, the corpos are at it again, pulling gonk moves to corrupt the system. In the sprawl of North Carolina, Republican Judge...
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Apr 4, 20251 min read
News - April 3, 2025
Yo, choom. Todays data streams were lit with some serious gonk moves from the top brass. First up, Trump's playing hardball with China,...
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Apr 4, 20252 min read
News - April 2, 2025
The corpos have finally lost it, choombas. Trump just kicked off a full-scale trade war with penguins . Yeah, you heard right. The latest...
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Apr 2, 20252 min read
News - April 1, 2025
Alright, choom, here’s the lowdown. Trump’s been yapping, trying to push a 20% global tariff on imports, setting the stage for a trade...
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Apr 2, 20251 min read
News - March 31, 2025
Yo, netrunners and chrome junkies, gather 'round. The grid's been buzzing with some heavy gonk moves from the top brass. First off, Trump...
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Apr 1, 20252 min read
News - March 30, 2025
Listen up, choom. The corpos are at it again, and this time it's none other than the dynamic duo of Donald Trump and Elon Musk pulling...
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Mar 31, 20251 min read
News - March 29, 2025
Yo choom. Today, Trump’s DOGE unit went full cyberpsycho on civil services, slicing deep into Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid...
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Mar 30, 20252 min read
News - March 28, 2025
Chooms, today was a real netrunner’s nightmare—Trump and Musk pulled some serious gonk moves, and the system’s feelin’ the aftershock....
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Mar 29, 20252 min read
News - March 27, 2025
Yo, choom, listen up. The suits are at it again, and this time it's a full-on corpo conspiracy. The orange gonk in the White House...
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Mar 28, 20252 min read
News - March 26, 2025
Yo, chooms, the data stream's been hot with corpo-grade stupidity, and we're here to decrypt it. First up, the Trump admin just got their...
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Mar 27, 20252 min read
News - March 25, 2025
Choom, the digital streets are lit with some heavy intel. A massive breach went down when National Security Adviser Mike Waltz...
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Mar 26, 20252 min read
Edgerunner Essentials
In the grid, where the hum of drones and the glow of surveillance cams are as common as the air we breathe, being an edgerunner isn't...
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Mar 26, 20254 min read
Jacking Into The Grid
Yo choom, grab your deck and load up your cyberware ‘cause we’re diving into the tools that’ll make you a ghost in the system, a real...
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Mar 26, 20252 min read
How to Secure Your Rig
Yo choom, listen up. In the twisted, neon-glow streets where data runs as deep as the chrome in your bones, you gotta think about freedom...
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Mar 25, 20253 min read
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