News - March 30, 2025

Listen up, choom. The corpos are at it again, and this time it's none other than the dynamic duo of Donald Trump and Elon Musk pulling their usual gonk moves. Word on the street is Musk's been funnelling eddies into political ops, trying to stack the deck in Wisconsin's Supreme Court race. Not just tossing cash—he's got suits hitting the pavement, knocking on doors, working overtime to tip the scales. All while Trump preps him to lead a commission that’s all about slashing regulations and gutting oversight, setting the stage for even more unchecked corpo power.

Musk's political shenanigans ain't just backroom deals—Tesla stock's taking a hit, and the market's jittery thanks to Trump's tariff rants. The fallout's coming hard and fast, and it’s the street that pays the price while the corpos cut deals in the penthouses. Meanwhile, these gonks are pushing wild conspiracy dreck, spinning tales of "zombies" running Social Security scams and stolen Fort Knox gold—keeping the masses distracted while they wire in deeper control.

In a world this cutthroat, staying unarmed ain't an option. Edgerunners gotta protect their own, and VIPERTEK’s got the chrome to make sure no gonk gets the jump on you. Whether it’s keeping corpo thugs at bay or making sure some street psycho doesn’t flatline you in the dark, you need the right tools to hold your own.

So jack in, stay sharp, and don’t let these corpo gonks run the board unchallenged. The streets belong to the edgerunners, not the corpos. Time to lock in, grab an iron, and jack in.