News - April 6, 2025

Chooms, the corpos been glitchin’ again, and this time it’s Trump and Musk tag-teaming reality with some truly gonk-tier antics.

Trump lit the fuse on a 10% tariff bomb, branding it “Liberation Day,” like slapping extra creds on imports is gonna save the economy. His inner circle’s claiming it’s a “one-time fix,” but the market’s already bled $6 trillion and households are lookin’ at an extra $3.8K in yearly burn. Commerce chief Lutnick says it’s “indefinite”—translation: buckle up, this ride ain’t ending soon. Whole thing smells like a corpo cash grab wrapped in patriot chic.

Then Trump starts yapping about a third term. Even his loyal legal ronin Bondi had to admit it’s a constitutional brick wall. Talk of being VP and takin’ the reins later got shut down too—12th Amendment’s got that on lockdown.

Meanwhile, Musk jacked in from Dubai, flexin’ as the new head of the so-called Department of Government Efficiency. His pitch? “Delete entire agencies.” He’s targeting outfits like USAID and the NED, callin’ ‘em dead weight. Then he and Ramaswamy dropped a side quest—scrap daylight saving time. Says it’s inefficient, wants it gone. Sure, it’s a small fry issue, but the power plays behind it ain’t.

These gonk moves ain’t just noise—they’re calibration errors in the system we’re wired into. Time to tune your decks, harden your stacks, and ghost the corpo smoke. Edgerunners, lock in, eyes up. The system’s fragged, and it’s on us to make the next breach.