News - April 9, 2025

Yo choom, that gonk Trump just jacked tariffs up to 145% on Chinese chrome. Importers are losing their creds faster than a rookie netrunner frying their neuralware in Black ICE.

This gonk thinks he's playin' 4D chess while the rest of us choke on the fallout. Prices are already climbing like cyberpsychos on synth, and the corpos ain't gonna eat those costs—they're passing it to the streets. You wanted a new cyberdeck? Hope you’re ready to pawn a lung.

Thing is, choom, he did pause tariffs on a few other countries, gave them a 90-day stall. But don’t slot that as mercy—it’s pure optics. Just enough time to make the market dance while the economy slow-bleeds under the surface. This ain’t strategy, it’s sabotage with a smirk.

Supply chains are crashing. Small-time ops are getting flatlined. Anyone running edge tech or homebrew rigs? Better start hoarding parts now or you’re gonna be piecing together scrap from the junkyard.

What’s worse is, this ain’t even about trade—it’s ego, pure chrome-plated ego. Dude’s tankin’ the market like he’s speedrunning a collapse. Whole system’s built on balancing corps and shadow markets, and this move just kicked the legs out from under the table.

I'd advise you to upgrade your chrome ASAP before it gets worse. Make sure it'll last, and consider sending us something so we can too. Monero wallet's in the about section of the site (in the menu), and I'm trying to slot a gas powered bike before it gets too expensive.

So patch in, stay sharp, and maybe reroute your supply runs through friendlier ports. The big crash ain’t coming, choom. It’s already here. Time to jack in and stop these gonks. This can't continue.