News - March 26, 2025

Yo, chooms, the data stream's been hot with corpo-grade stupidity, and we're here to decrypt it. First up, the Trump admin just got their OPSEC fried when National Security Adviser Mike Waltz goofed hard, accidentally adding a journo to a Signal chat about a Houthi strike. Now Trump’s out here claiming Signal is “defective” instead of admitting his meatware is running on outdated firmware. Classic case of blaming the tools instead of the operator.

Meanwhile, Trump’s jacking up auto tariffs to 25 percent, claiming it's to boost domestic manufacturing, but we all know it's just another isolationist power play. Canada's already sharpening the knives, getting ready to hit back, and this whole stunt is set to make cars pricier and choices slimmer for the street-level consumer. But hey, when has economic fallout ever stopped a corpo puppet from pulling a gonk move?

Over in Elon's corner of the grid, Tesla’s diving into Saudi Arabia, hoping to offset a brutal sales drop in Europe. The corp is getting undercut by China’s BYD, whose budget EVs are making Tesla look like overpriced junk. Now Musk is scrambling for new markets while his empire starts showing cracks. And speaking of Elon trying to control the game, he’s dumping millions into the Wisconsin Supreme Court race, making sure the laws bend in his favor. Tesla’s already suing to scrap laws that block direct car sales in the state, so naturally, Musk is trying to buy himself some judicial backup. Just another day in the dystopian marketplace.

But don’t worry, chooms, we got something cooking. We’re jacking into the airwaves with Evil KBGY9 Radio, bringing you raw beats, real news, and the signal you actually need in the noise. The corpos are cranking the propaganda to eleven, but we’re here to cut through the static. Stay sharp, stay wired, and keep your firewalls tight. The system is watching, but we’re watching back.