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News - April 17, 2025
Yo choom. Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a choom from Maryland, got sent to El Salvador even though a judge greenlit his stay in the States. Now...
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2 hours ago1 min read
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News - April 16, 2025
The grid's ablaze, choom. Trump's dropped a 245% tariff nuke on Chinese imports—125% for "reciprocity," 20% against China's supposed...
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1 day ago1 min read
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News - April 15, 2025
In the neon-lit sprawl, where the masses hustle for scraps, the White House staged a spectacle—flinging tens of thousands of real eggs...
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2 days ago1 min read
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News - April 14, 2025
Word on the wire is Trump linked up with Bukele, El Salvador’s dictator. There's a runner named Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a civilian who got...
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3 days ago1 min read
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News - April 13, 2025
The sprawl is buzzing, choom. Word on the grid is the orange corpo clown’s tariff hammer is still wrecking the markets, crushing any...
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4 days ago2 min read
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AR for Edgerunners
In a world where the corpos got AR locked behind paywalls and walled gardens, the street needs gear that won’t burn your creds faster...
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5 days ago1 min read
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News - April 12, 2025
Yo choom, friction's sparking hard between Orange Gonk and Musk. Orange Gonk’s out here chirping about tariffs like he’s trying to tank...
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5 days ago1 min read
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News - April 11, 2025
Yo chooms. The corpos are at it again. Trump and Musk just pulled some serious gonk moves. They axed the de minimis exemption, meaning...
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6 days ago1 min read
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News - April 10, 2025
Yo, choom, listen up. Clearview AI's been jacking photos from the Net, crafting a massive database for their facial recognition software....
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Apr 112 min read
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News - April 9, 2025
Yo choom, that gonk Trump just jacked tariffs up to 145% on Chinese chrome. Importers are losing their creds faster than a rookie...
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Apr 92 min read
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News - April 8, 2025
Chooms, Orange Gonk is set to slam a brutal tariff surge on Chinese imports, crankin' it up to a whopping 104% as the clock strikes...
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Apr 81 min read
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News - April 7, 2025
The corpo gonks are back at it, pushing their "make everything in America" dream, ignoring the actual truth—global trade's too tangled to...
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Apr 81 min read
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News - April 6, 2025
Chooms, the corpos been glitchin’ again, and this time it’s Trump and Musk tag-teaming reality with some truly gonk-tier antics. Trump...
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Apr 61 min read
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News - April 5, 2025
Yo, the grid burned hot today, choom. The grid lit up with protests, and the corps ain't gonna like what they saw. From DC to Boston, the...
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Apr 52 min read
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New Wallet for Anonymous Donations to Evil KBGY9 News
Evil KBGY9 News just spun up a fresh Monero wallet. It’s live on the site’s about section and lit up on a few socials. If you ever feel...
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Apr 51 min read
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News - April 4, 2025
Yo, edgerunners, the corpos are at it again, pulling gonk moves to corrupt the system. In the sprawl of North Carolina, Republican Judge...
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Apr 41 min read
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News - April 3, 2025
Yo, choom. Todays data streams were lit with some serious gonk moves from the top brass. First up, Trump's playing hardball with China,...
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Apr 42 min read
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News - April 2, 2025
The corpos have finally lost it, choombas. Trump just kicked off a full-scale trade war with penguins . Yeah, you heard right. The latest...
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Apr 22 min read
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News - April 1, 2025
Alright, choom, here’s the lowdown. Trump’s been yapping, trying to push a 20% global tariff on imports, setting the stage for a trade...
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Apr 21 min read
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News - March 31, 2025
Yo, netrunners and chrome junkies, gather 'round. The grid's been buzzing with some heavy gonk moves from the top brass. First off, Trump...
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Apr 12 min read
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