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Trump jacked the system with two edicts, both dripping with control. First, he zeroed in on sanctuary cities, calling them rogue for not...

ICE flatlined the rights of a two-year-old born on U.S. soil, booting her to Honduras with her undocumented mother after a routine...

Trump’s back on the wire, broadcasting claims of sealing "200 deals" with foreign execs. But when the deck's flipped for specifics? No...

Trump’s feeding the masses another round of braindance-grade spin, claiming prices are dropping like corpo stocks post-scandal. But...

Trump’s grip on the sprawl’s slipping—approval flatlined at 40%, and even his loyal followers are glitching. His tariff tantrums and...

After torching the economy with massive China tariffs, Orange Gonk's considering pulling back. Trade routes choked, prices spiked, and...

Yo choom. Orange Gonk just slammed a 25% tariff on all imported rides and auto parts—engines, powertrains, the works. Says it's to boost...

Orange Gonk lit up the feed on Easter with a straight-up gonk-tier rant—no peace, no pastel, just a caps-locked data dump calling out...

Yo, chooms. The Orange Gonk tried to jack into the Insurrection Act to unleash the chrome on the streets, but his plan got flatlined. DHS...

The orange gonk's at it again, choom—pulling the plug on Ukraine's lifeline, gutting the fed's backbone, and slicing the Consumer...

Yo choom. Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a choom from Maryland, got sent to El Salvador even though a judge greenlit his stay in the States. Now...

The grid's ablaze, choom. Trump's dropped a 245% tariff nuke on Chinese imports—125% for "reciprocity," 20% against China's supposed...

In the neon-lit sprawl, where the masses hustle for scraps, the White House staged a spectacle—flinging tens of thousands of real eggs...

Word on the wire is Trump linked up with Bukele, El Salvador’s dictator. There's a runner named Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a civilian who got...

The sprawl is buzzing, choom. Word on the grid is the orange corpo clown’s tariff hammer is still wrecking the markets, crushing any...

In a world where the corpos got AR locked behind paywalls and walled gardens, the street needs gear that won’t burn your creds faster...

Yo choom, friction's sparking hard between Orange Gonk and Musk. Orange Gonk’s out here chirping about tariffs like he’s trying to tank...

Yo chooms. The corpos are at it again. Trump and Musk just pulled some serious gonk moves. They axed the de minimis exemption, meaning...

Yo, choom, listen up. Clearview AI's been jacking photos from the Net, crafting a massive database for their facial recognition software....

Yo choom, that gonk Trump just jacked tariffs up to 145% on Chinese chrome. Importers are losing their creds faster than a rookie...