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Orange Gonk Update
Listen up, choom. That corpo gonk in the Oval Office is at it again, pushing his twisted agenda. First off, he tried to dangle some...
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Feb 71 min read
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Protests in the streets, choom
In the neon-lit streets of the United States, a vibrant movement has emerged, uniting citizens from all walks of life to stand against...
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Feb 62 min read
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Today's Orange Senior Citizen Antics
Listen up, choom. Today's been a real circus with that corpo bigwig, Trump, pulling some serious gonk moves. First off, he's got this...
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Feb 61 min read
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Oval Office Gonk Briefing
Yo, chooms! We're starting a new article type that should drop daily informing you on what Orange Senior Citizen is trying (and failing)...
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Feb 41 min read
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Android 16 and LineageOS 23
Yo, chooms! The data streams are hot, and we've got the lowdown on Android 16—codenamed "Baklava"—and its rebel sibling in the...
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Feb 42 min read
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WolfLink115 Gets Burned—And It’s Ugly
The net’s on fire with the latest leak on WolfLink115, a decker whose street cred just got flatlined. Word’s out that this gonk’s been...
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Feb 41 min read
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Musk’s Grid Grab Sends System into a Flatline
Washington D.C. – The datastream’s sizzling after Elon Musk, the corpo kingpin now fronting the Department of Government Efficiency...
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Feb 41 min read
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OnePlus 11: A Preem Cyberdeck for cheap
Alright, chooms, if you’re scouting the grid for a new cyberdeck, I’ve been putting the OnePlus 11 through its paces, and it’s got some...
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Jan 281 min read
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Evil KBGY9 News Loops.video hacked.
It would appear loops.video has had an issue with losing our account. There is a possibility hackers or possibly even corpos were...
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Jan 241 min read
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New Song - 330-84-3148 - The Remix
Available on SoundCloud and Internet Archive . A collaboration between 74SEC and Evil KBGY9 News. Information pulled from PERKK40 on...
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Jan 241 min read
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Introducing the Evil KBGY9 Support AI
Yo, chooms, tired of the corpos peeping your data and tracking your every move? It's time to ghost yourself and take back control. Dive...
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Jan 211 min read
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You don't have to go.
Listen up, street samurai and console cowboys—our urban sprawl's morphing into a dystopian maze, and it's time to decode the system...
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Jan 181 min read
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How to keep using Xiaohongshu if it gets banned, and even continue using TikTok.
In the neon-drenched sprawl of 2025, when the corpos pull the plug on your favorite apps, a savvy netrunner knows how to jack back in....
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Jan 161 min read
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Is Xiaohongshu the new TikTok?
In the neon-lit sprawl of the Net, a seismic shift's gone down. With the corpos tightening the noose on TikTok, a swarm of...
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Jan 141 min read
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Cyberpunk 2025
We’re already living in the corpo dystopia. The gov ain’t running the show anymore; they’re just puppets dancing to strings pulled by...
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Jan 141 min read
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Free Telly TV Review
Here at Evil KBGY9 News, we snagged one of those free Telly screens—you know, the ones that run on ad-power and come with a fat price...
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Jan 92 min read
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Got a few eddies and want a more privacy focused phone? Grab a Pixel XL for less then $100
Yo, choom! Nowdays, you can grab a Pixel XL for under 100 eddies, or maybe you even got one sitting around somewhere. Time to give it a...
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Jan 22 min read
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The Edgerunner’s Guide to Standalone and PCVR
Alright, choom, time to jack into the next level. Whether you’re running a lightweight headpiece like the Meta Quest or cranking the...
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Jan 22 min read
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Netrunning On The Go
In the neon-lit sprawl of the netrunner underbelly, the choice of tech can make or break your rep. If you're still holding onto that...
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Dec 31, 20241 min read
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Rumor Of Early End Of Support for Quest 2 and Pro
Word on the Street is that Meta’s planning to flatline Quest 2 and Quest Pro support early. If that’s legit, it’s a gonk move, choom....
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Dec 31, 20241 min read
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