Orange Gonk Update

Listen up, choom. That corpo gonk in the Oval Office is at it again, pushing his twisted agenda. First off, he tried to dangle some eddies to make federal workers walk the plank, but a judge slammed the brakes on that scheme. Then, he's all chummy with Netanyahu, cooking up a plan to boot Gazans from their turf and turn the place into some glitzy playground. As if that wasn't enough, he's slapping tariffs on China, Canada, and Mexico, stirring up a trade war that's gonna jack up prices for everyone. And don't get me started on his move to boot trans athletes from women's sports—pure discrimination, plain and simple. Now, to top it all off, he's axed the de minimis rule, meaning any little trinket from China now comes with extra fees and delays. The USPS even had to hit pause on packages from China and Hong Kong before scrambling to figure out how to handle the new tariffs (which appears to be forcing everyone to pay the fees who orders anything). This guy's a prime example of a corpo gonk, messing with lives like it's all some game. Y'all, start netrunning. Show these gonks we won't take this sitting down.