Free Telly TV Review

Here at Evil KBGY9 News, we snagged one of those free Telly screens—you know, the ones that run on ad-power and come with a fat price tag of zilch. Figured it'd be a piece of corpo trash, the kind that breaks down the second you unbox it. But nah, this bad boy’s got some punch. Honestly feels like some corpo's slipping up because it’s too damn good for free.

This gonk-friendly setup comes paired with a third-party Android TV box, all tied up neat with some integration juju into the main display. Performance? Decent. Not gonna fry your optic nerves with speed, but hey, when it costs nada, you ain’t exactly in a spot to start griping. It’s not exactly a “smart” TV either, but it’s packing some chrome-grade features like Zoom and Spotify—hence the box.

Got a few extra eddies to burn? Slap a Google TV Streamer box on it for that primo, up-to-date Android TV experience. Trust us, it smooths out any glitches and gets you closer to bleeding-edge tech. For now, though, the stock setup’s a solid deal.

What really hammers home the cyberpunk vibes is that second little screen under the main one—it’s like a relic straight outta Night City. Ads run on it, sure, but they’re not the kind of flashy ICE that'll fry your brain. And the remote? Straight up Arasaka-grade design—sleek, tactical, and maybe a little ominous.

So yeah, for now, we’re giving Free Telly the thumbs up. Just remember, corpos usually play the long game. This might be too sweet a deal to last without them pulling some shady move down the line. We’ll keep you in the loop if anything changes.