News - April 20, 2025

Orange Gonk lit up the feed on Easter with a straight-up gonk-tier rant—no peace, no pastel, just a caps-locked data dump calling out Biden, the suits, and his usual enemies list. No soul, no tact, just full-on ego protocol. Even some of his own brainwashed fanbase short-circuited over it. He's gotten enormous backlash on the datastream about it.

While that mess went viral, the real glitch was under the chrome—Pentagon’s running like a broken shard. Hegseth, the new top brass, got flatlined by his own Signal leak. Dished out op intel like candy to his wife and chooms—launch times, strike routes, the whole preem package. Corp press is calling it a “meltdown,” and they ain’t wrong. Brass getting booted, lie detectors buzzing like ripperdoc scanners, and the whole defense net looks one breach away from collapse.

White House is trying to keep the mask on, tossing distractions like confetti. But behind the façade? It’s chaos. Unstable code, fragged chain of command, cybersec weaker than a budget chrome implant.

So here's the call, chooms: jack in. Things are slipping, and the old guard’s losing their grip. Runners like us? We thrive in the cracks. This is our time. Load your scripts, spoof your sig, and ride the breach. The system’s on fire—light it up or get outta the way.