News - April 15, 2025

In the neon-lit sprawl, where the masses hustle for scraps, the White House staged a spectacle—flinging tens of thousands of real eggs onto pristine corp turf for their Easter roll. Despite egg prices soaring, they went ahead with that gonk plan.

But the grid's about to get tighter. Come May 2, the last tariff-free route for small imports flatlines. The “under $800” loophole? Burned. Any gear, parts, or mods you score off-grid from the global market? Now they'll hit you with tariffs thick as corp firewalls. The system's tightening the noose on the street while letting the corpos feast.

This is a wake-up call for every edgerunner. Jack in.