News - April 22, 2025

After torching the economy with massive China tariffs, Orange Gonk's considering pulling back. Trade routes choked, prices spiked, and the market flatlined. Now he’s talking rollback, not to help the streets, but to keep his own image intact and stop the corps from bailing. Even his corpo gonk friend Elon's been feeling the heat from both the tariffs and boycotts, with Tesla's profits dropping by 71%.

Edgerunners, keep your optics sharp. Time to jack in.