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News - February 19, 2025
In the neon-lit sprawl of the urban jungle, the power players keep flexing their chrome, but the streets ain't blind to their moves....
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Feb 20, 20252 min read
News - February 18, 2025
In the neon-soaked sprawl of our dystopian reality, the corpo gonk Elon Musk and the gonk Donald Trump continue their high-stakes...
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Feb 19, 20252 min read
News - February 17, 2025
The grid's heating up, and the usual power-hungry corpos are pulling their strings from the shadows. Trump, ever the two-bit con artist...
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Feb 18, 20252 min read
News - February 16, 2025
Musk’s getting his ego dented for once—the Royal Society’s about to jack his membership ‘cause he’s been spewing anti-science garbage...
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Feb 16, 20252 min read
News - February 15, 2025
Chooms, today's data stream is jam-packed with gonk moves from the corpos-in-chief, Elon and Trump. Let's jack in and dissect their...
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Feb 15, 20252 min read
News - February 14, 2025
Chooms, today’s data stream is a prime example of just how gonked the system is, with Trump and Musk pulling some serious corpo power...
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Feb 14, 20252 min read
M5Stack Cardputer
The streets are getting hotter, the ICE is getting meaner, and if you ain't packing the right gear, you're just another gonk waiting to...
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Feb 14, 20251 min read
Elon’s AI Coup: The Cyber Takeover of America
In the neon-lit underbelly of the state’s digital sprawl, word on the grid is that Elon Musk is running a covert coup—an audacious hack...
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Feb 14, 20253 min read
News - February 13, 2025
Chooms, today's data stream is riddled with some serious gonk moves from the corpos-in-chief, Elon and Trump. Let's jack in and dissect...
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Feb 13, 20252 min read
SeigedSec
On January 22, 2024, SiegedSec, a renegade group of netrunners, cut through the defenses of the Heritage Foundation like a blade through...
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Feb 13, 20253 min read
Trump and Elon are a threat to democracy.
Listen up, chooms. The latest power plays from Trump and Musk are straight out of a dystopian nightmare, threatening to flatline what's...
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Feb 13, 20252 min read
News - February 12, 2025
Alright, listen up, edgerunners. The latest power grabs from the corpos-in-chief, Trump and Musk, on February 12 are the kind of...
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Feb 13, 20252 min read
News - February 11, 2025
Hey chooms, gather 'round and jack into the latest from the corporate overlords. Seems the worst pair of gonks, President Trump and his...
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Feb 12, 20252 min read
News - February 10, 2025
Alright, chromeheads, February 11 was a fraggin’ spectacle of corpo power plays, gonk-tier moves, and unchecked egos runnin’ wild. Trump...
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Feb 11, 20252 min read
News - February 9, 2025
Yo, check it—today’s gridlock of mega-madness is off the rails, and these two pixelated gonks, Trump and Elon, are straight-up going...
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Feb 9, 20252 min read
Jack In & Shred: A Netrunner’s Guide to the Neon Grid
Yo, deck jockeys and street samurais, listen up—this is the lowdown on riding neon data streams and beefing up your chassis for a...
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Feb 9, 20254 min read
Newest Cyberenhancements and Chrome on the Block
Late tonight on the neon grid, insiders are buzzing about a whole new wave of chrome hitting the streets. Leading edge outfits like...
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Feb 8, 20251 min read
News - February 8, 2025
In the neon-drenched sprawl of today's grid, Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is getting cooked. A federal judge...
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Feb 8, 20252 min read
The Daily Gonk Report - Kanye joins the gonks
In today's neon-drenched sprawl, the big names are pulling some serious gonk moves, leaving the system buzzing with their antics. Elon...
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Feb 7, 20252 min read
Gonk Moves (Kanye Diss Track)
We dropped a diss track on Kanye because he's a gonk. It's higher quality then his latest music, so you should listen to it....
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Feb 7, 20251 min read
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