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Trump and Elon are a threat to democracy.
Listen up, chooms. The latest power plays from Trump and Musk are straight out of a dystopian nightmare, threatening to flatline what's...
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Feb 132 min read
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News - February 12, 2025
Alright, listen up, edgerunners. The latest power grabs from the corpos-in-chief, Trump and Musk, on February 12 are the kind of...
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Feb 132 min read
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News - February 11, 2025
Hey chooms, gather 'round and jack into the latest from the corporate overlords. Seems the worst pair of gonks, President Trump and his...
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Feb 122 min read
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News - February 10, 2025
Alright, chromeheads, February 11 was a fraggin’ spectacle of corpo power plays, gonk-tier moves, and unchecked egos runnin’ wild. Trump...
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Feb 112 min read
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News - February 9, 2025
Yo, check it—today’s gridlock of mega-madness is off the rails, and these two pixelated gonks, Trump and Elon, are straight-up going...
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Feb 92 min read
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Jack In & Shred: A Netrunner’s Guide to the Neon Grid
Yo, deck jockeys and street samurais, listen up—this is the lowdown on riding neon data streams and beefing up your chassis for a...
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Feb 94 min read
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Newest Cyberenhancements and Chrome on the Block
Late tonight on the neon grid, insiders are buzzing about a whole new wave of chrome hitting the streets. Leading edge outfits like...
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Feb 81 min read
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News - February 8, 2025
In the neon-drenched sprawl of today's grid, Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is getting cooked. A federal judge...
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Feb 82 min read
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The Daily Gonk Report - Kanye joins the gonks
In today's neon-drenched sprawl, the big names are pulling some serious gonk moves, leaving the system buzzing with their antics. Elon...
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Feb 72 min read
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Gonk Moves (Kanye Diss Track)
We dropped a diss track on Kanye because he's a gonk. It's higher quality then his latest music, so you should listen to it....
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Feb 71 min read
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Orange Gonk Update
Listen up, choom. That corpo gonk in the Oval Office is at it again, pushing his twisted agenda. First off, he tried to dangle some...
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Feb 71 min read
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Protests in the streets, choom
In the neon-lit streets of the United States, a vibrant movement has emerged, uniting citizens from all walks of life to stand against...
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Feb 62 min read
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Today's Orange Senior Citizen Antics
Listen up, choom. Today's been a real circus with that corpo bigwig, Trump, pulling some serious gonk moves. First off, he's got this...
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Feb 61 min read
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Oval Office Gonk Briefing
Yo, chooms! We're starting a new article type that should drop daily informing you on what Orange Senior Citizen is trying (and failing)...
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Feb 41 min read
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Android 16 and LineageOS 23
Yo, chooms! The data streams are hot, and we've got the lowdown on Android 16—codenamed "Baklava"—and its rebel sibling in the...
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Feb 42 min read
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WolfLink115 Gets Burned—And It’s Ugly
The net’s on fire with the latest leak on WolfLink115, a decker whose street cred just got flatlined. Word’s out that this gonk’s been...
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Feb 41 min read
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Musk’s Grid Grab Sends System into a Flatline
Washington D.C. – The datastream’s sizzling after Elon Musk, the corpo kingpin now fronting the Department of Government Efficiency...
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Feb 41 min read
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OnePlus 11: A Preem Cyberdeck for cheap
Alright, chooms, if you’re scouting the grid for a new cyberdeck, I’ve been putting the OnePlus 11 through its paces, and it’s got some...
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Jan 281 min read
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Evil KBGY9 News Loops.video hacked.
It would appear loops.video has had an issue with losing our account. There is a possibility hackers or possibly even corpos were...
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Jan 241 min read
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New Song - 330-84-3148 - The Remix
Available on SoundCloud and Internet Archive . A collaboration between 74SEC and Evil KBGY9 News. Information pulled from PERKK40 on...
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Jan 241 min read
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