News - March 9, 2025

In the shadowy back alleys of corporate control, March 9, 2025, saw a fresh round of power games played by two of the biggest corpo rats in the game: Trump and Musk. These two, both masters of manipulation, have been pushing their agenda with all the subtlety of a brick through a glass window. The truth? They’re playing the system like a glitchy, unpatched piece of software—and we’re all the ones paying the price.

First up, the former President. Trump, that walking, talking PR nightmare, has been busy pulling strings from behind his corporate veil, leveraging his connections to shove through yet another gonky executive order. This one’s a real treat—stripping privacy protections under the guise of “national security.” What does that mean? Your data, your movements, everything you do online, is now more vulnerable than ever. No transparency, just shadowy dealings behind closed doors. And let’s not forget his track record of dodging consequences like a smooth-running exploit. His moves today were nothing short of a power grab, aimed at keeping the lower rungs in check while padding his own pockets.

Meanwhile, Elon Musk, the self-proclaimed "visionary" of Mars and electric cars, was busy gaming the system from his throne. After trying to paint himself as some kind of tech messiah, he dropped a bomb with a corporate buyout of a massive media outlet, shifting it into his own hands. Classic move—silencing dissent while spinning the narrative in his favor. Musk’s gambit today was more than just a corporate takeover—it was a blatant attempt to monopolize information, reshaping reality to fit his warped vision of the world. The real kicker? He’s working overtime to push his Neuralink agenda, offering up his brand of “innovation” that’s just another way to track your thoughts. Privacy? That’s so 2024. Today’s move was about control, pure and simple. Musk’s got the dough and the tech, and he’s using both to slip his fingers deeper into the world's data feeds.

But the thing is, while these two corpo rats are playing the game, the real power is in our hands. The netrunners, the hackers, the underground activists—we’re the ones who can topple their empire. We don’t need their overpriced toys or their poisoned tech. We’ve got the knowledge, the tools, and the resilience to burn through their firewalls and expose their dirty tricks. These execs think they’ve got us cornered with their exec orders and shady deals, but they’re just building castles in the air. The system they’ve built is fragile, riddled with weak points and unpatched vulnerabilities. They’ve forgotten one thing: we control the code.

So listen up, crew. Now’s the time to go deep, to dive into the dark web, to create our own networks where they can’t touch us. Their schemes are nothing but smoke and mirrors, and we’re the ones with the truth on our side. It’s time to burn the bridges they’ve built, hack their systems from the inside out, and make sure their corporate empires come crashing down. The streets are ours, the digital world is ours, and we’re not letting these gonks take it away. The revolution starts now. Get in the grid, plug in, and let’s show them who’s really in charge.