News - March 23, 2025

Yo, choom, listen up. Today, President Trump and his corpo friend Elon Musk pulled some serious gonk moves that got the streets buzzing. Their latest antics are a glitch in the system, and it's time we shine a neon light on their shenanigans.​

First off, let's talk about the protests that lit up the streets. In Washington, D.C., a hundred edgerunners gathered outside a Tesla dealership, waving signs and dancing in defiance of Musk's corpo tactics. They're chipping against the massive cuts in the federal workforce, a direct result of Musk's so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). This gonk move has left over 100,000 suits out on the streets, and the masses ain't having it.

Meanwhile, in the neon-lit sprawl of Los Angeles, hundreds more rallied in Westwood, their optics blazing with resistance against the Trump-Musk alliance. The scene was electric, a clear sign that the city's pulse beats strong against the encroaching darkness.

But the resistance isn't just in the streets. In Palm Beach County, Florida, a gonk decided to plow his ride into a crowd protesting outside a Tesla dealership. Luckily, no one flatlined, but it shows how heated the grid's becoming. The protests are a direct response to Musk's collab with the Trump administration to slash federal funding and jobs, leaving countless citizens to fend for themselves in the cold, metallic world they've crafted.

Even our neighbors up north are feeling the tremors. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney called for a snap election, citing Trump's trade war as a "significant crisis." The trade tariffs are a direct attack on Canadian sovereignty, and Carney ain't backing down.

Meanwhile, Trump and Musk made a public appearance at the NCAA Wrestling Championships in Philadelphia. The crowd's reaction was a mixed bag—some cheers, but plenty of boos. Outside, protesters made their voices heard, signaling that not everyone is buying what they're selling.

In this dystopian reality, it's clear: Trump's and Musk's maneuvers are more about consolidating power and lining their own pockets than serving the people. But we ain't flatlined yet. It's time to jack in, hack the system, and show these gonks we won't be puppets in their dystopian play. Netrunners, breach their data fortresses; edgerunners, hit the streets and rally the masses. Together, we can glitch their plans and reclaim our future. Stay nova, stay vigilant.​