News - March 18, 2025

Alright, netrunners and chrome junkies, buckle up—time to tear apart the corpo rats running their slick moves on the grid. First, Trump, that gonk, just dropped an executive order to shove disaster prep off FEMA and onto state and local hands. They’re calling it "risk assessment," but we all know it’s a classic move to wash their hands when the shit hits the fan. Just another level of corpo gonkery.

Then, Musk—self-proclaimed tech god and master manipulator—slithers through the legal underworld with his DOGE squad, targeting law firms for their diversity and political leanings. It's all about narrative control and silencing opposition. The legal grid’s shaken, but most firms stay silent, too scared of DOGE’s claws coming down hard.

But here’s where it gets even darker. Musk, ever the opportunist, is burrowing into government operations with his Starlink tech. He’s dropping satellites in multiple federal agencies—not just a conflict of interest, but a backdoor to power. This isn’t about improving Wi-Fi—it’s about consolidating control, where Musk’s tech could monitor the nation’s deepest secrets. Think about that.

And it doesn’t stop there. DOGE’s push to install Starlink on federal rooftops near the White House triggered a security breach alert. This shows just how deep Musk’s tech is worming into the nerve center of power. If anyone doubted the corpos' reach, Musk’s moves prove they’ve got their fingers all over the political pie.

But don’t think the grid’s all dark—resistance is sparking. Protests are heating up, and sites like DogeQuest are leaking Tesla owners' data, pulling the curtain back on Musk’s influence. People are waking up, and the system can only suppress us for so long.

The corpos think they can control us, but we’ve got the net—and the rebellion—on our side. It’s time to plug in, jack up, and start running. Stay sharp, stay hidden, and keep your firewalls high. The grid is ours for the taking.