News - March 17, 2025

Listen up, choombas. Trump and Musk are pulling some next-level gonk moves, and it’s time to push back. Trump just declared war on past pardons, claiming Biden’s autopen sign-offs don’t count—straight-up unconstitutional power grab. He’s gunning for Fauci and the Jan. 6 crew, promising payback and pushing shady new executive orders to tighten his grip. Meanwhile, Musk’s getting roasted for scoring a fat $2.4 billion Starlink contract yanked from Verizon. Whispers of criminal corruption are swirling—special gov status, federal contracts lining his pockets, and dirty ties with the FAA. The street's already on fire—protests against Musk are erupting from Stamford to London, Tesla stock’s nosediving, and even Trump’s airstrikes on Yemen after a botched Houthi attack are fueling the chaos. Texas Republicans are moving to shield corpo execs from lawsuits, paving the way for more unchecked corruption. This isn’t corpo chess anymore—it’s open war. Jack in. Start netrunning, start edgerunning. Expose the rot. Tear down their firewalls and burn their systems to the ground. The grid's ours—let’s take it back.