News - March 11, 2025

Time to jack into the latest data surge. Trump and Musk, those soulless corpo gonks, are scrambling as the Tesla boycott rips through their carefully constructed façade. Today, they staged a desperate spectacle where Trump, clutching notes that read like a sleazy car sales pitch, promised to buy a Tesla. It’s a last-ditch play to rewrite the narrative while their stocks nosedive, and the world wakes up to their game. Elon's cash reserves are evaporating, with Tesla stock dropping 55% since mid-December. Investors are on edge, sensing Musk’s distracted focus between pumping DOGE and running a failing empire. Meanwhile, Trump, who’s never been a fan of electric cars, is now trying to cozy up to Musk, using the “radical left” scapegoat to spin the story.

But here's the twist: the boycott’s hitting them harder than a rogue virus in their corporate firewall. Stock's tanking, the people are louder, and these gonks are rattling. It's time to turn up the heat. Keep protesting, keep boycotting, and let’s flood their networks with the truth. Every act of defiance, every shutdown, is a disruptor in their system. We’ve got the power, the signal, and the code—let’s make it go viral. It's time to take back the future from these corpo overlords.

And don’t forget the other glitches—they think they can silence us, but we’re not playing by their rules. Like Mahmoud Khalil, a Palestinian activist and former Columbia University graduate student, who was snatched by ICE despite holding a green card. Khalil was deeply involved in pro-Palestinian protests on campus, advocating for Gaza and opposing Israeli policies. His detention raises serious concerns about due process and the targeting of activists. This incident serves as a reminder that those who challenge the system are deemed expendable by these soulless corpo rats. The system wants to control every move, every life, every freedom, and they'll do anything to silence dissent.

Now let’s talk about the market’s breakdown. Trump’s reckless tariff games are pushing everything to the brink. His back-and-forth on trade has created chaos, rattling the market and setting off fears of a recession. Stock prices are spiraling down as the S&P 500 dips over 2.5%, with the Nasdaq dropping 4%. Investors are scrambling, and the fear index is spiking higher than the voltage on a busted circuit board. These tariffs aren’t just stalling the economy—they’re bleeding it dry, pushing us closer to a crash. Prices are climbing, demand is tanking, and growth is slowing. The market’s heading into extreme fear territory, not greed. Investors are jumping ship, and it’s all feeding into the larger beast of a recession creeping ever closer.

The Cboe Volatility Index (VIX), the street’s fear gauge, is spiking well above its normal range. History shows that high fear often leads to a market rebound, but if this volatility keeps up without a turn, we could be staring down the barrel of something much worse.

Tesla’s empire is starting to crumble under the weight of its own greed. The cracks are showing. Keep the pressure on. Keep protesting, keep boycotting, and make sure these corpo goons feel every bit of it. It's time to jack into the fight. We’ve got the tools, the skills, and the networks to make this happen. Spread the signal, flood the system with resistance, and hit them where it hurts. The future’s ours to claim, and it starts with hitting them right in the wallet. Keep Tesla under siege. Don't let up. Because every time we push back, it's a victory for the people. The system can be cracked, and together, we can tear it down. Jack in, choom. Start netrunning.